I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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