whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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