so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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