Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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