Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
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