Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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