I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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