You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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