They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
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You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
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Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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