I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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