Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
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