I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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