May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
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I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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