I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
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He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
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I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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