Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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