had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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