Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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