Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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