You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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