Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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