Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Boobs speak an international language.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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