i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
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You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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