I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
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I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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