Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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