I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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