did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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