i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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