nut hugger
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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