gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
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"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
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You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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