Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
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I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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