Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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