he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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