summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
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