"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Your cock deserves a montage
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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