Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
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Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine