Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
