we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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