Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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