Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
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ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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