She went from zero to smokin in five shots
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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