After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
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Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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