Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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