While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Randomize
