I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She tied me up with her honor cords...
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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