Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
You were trust falling into bushes
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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