is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I can empathize with sociopaths, serial killers, demons, gods, and monsters....straight white males are literally the only barrier to my 100% empathy rate. I don't get it.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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