those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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