so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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