So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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