P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I would ride that face into the sunset
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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