Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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