Old men and throwing up are my life now.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
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This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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