ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
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All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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