Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Randomize
