it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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