What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
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He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I don't deserve a penis
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
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He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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