i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
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I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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